Three construction workers are having a break, building a large complex.
The first says:"dammit, my sandwich has ham again. If I get one again tomorrow, I will jump off, I swear."
The second one says:"I got eggs again. If I get eggs again, I'm going to jump off."
The third said:"pickles. dammit, if I get pickles again, I'm going to jump off."
The next day comes, and at the break the first one opens his lunchbox and sees a sandwich with ham. He jumps off.
The second one opens his box and jumps off. and the third one does likewise.
At the funeral, the first man's widow says:"oh, if I had only listened to him, he would still be alive."
The second wife says:"I should have listened and changed his lunch. He would still be alive if I did."
The third wife says:"I don't understand. He made his own lunch".
The first says:"dammit, my sandwich has ham again. If I get one again tomorrow, I will jump off, I swear."
The second one says:"I got eggs again. If I get eggs again, I'm going to jump off."
The third said:"pickles. dammit, if I get pickles again, I'm going to jump off."
The next day comes, and at the break the first one opens his lunchbox and sees a sandwich with ham. He jumps off.
The second one opens his box and jumps off. and the third one does likewise.
At the funeral, the first man's widow says:"oh, if I had only listened to him, he would still be alive."
The second wife says:"I should have listened and changed his lunch. He would still be alive if I did."
The third wife says:"I don't understand. He made his own lunch".
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